A few years ago, I remember hearing about an incident involving a group of teenage boys who were having a contest to see who could sleep with the most girls in their highschool. Some of them had racked up double digit numbers and a few of the better looking ones had managed to surpass one-hundred. Needless to say, it caused quite a scandal and the daytime talk shows ate it up. Leave to the filthy-mind of Aurora Snow (last seen around here in “Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody”) to rework it into a premise involving five girls who have formed a slut club – a club where the girls compete to sleep with the most boys in hopes of attaining that much esteemed “Biggest Slut’ designation.

Produced under strained conditions it seems, as Aurora Snow and Mayhem, the company that backed the film, were in a private spat that culminated with them parting company soon after the production wrapped. Thankfully, none of the animosity carried over onto the screen, as this is quite a fun and sexy little affair that is much better than it deserves to be. In a straight-to-camera address, Aurora Snow (looking oily and bronzed) explains how she has been grounded by her “bitch mom” for being part of the slut club. As it turns out Aurora’s mom overheard her arguing with her friends about which one was the biggest slut, something that Aurora concedes must be her. “I mean, I totally fucked more boys over summer than any of them, I should so be the biggest slut in the clubm,” she mutters. Attempting to plead her case, Aurora comes off sounding like a cross between a modern-day mallrat and a 1980’s valley girl. Convincing? Not in the least, but funny as hell. It also helps set the stage for this light romp.

In an attempt to alleviate the boredom, Aurora calls her friend Veronica Jet (last seen around here in “Charlie’s Anals”), who is entertaining her brother’s friend, the handsome James Deen. “That is so not fair, you can’t fuck your brother’s friend,” Aurora opines. Veronica (cute, almost anorexic, with shoulder length brown hair, three small tattoos and smallish tits) doesn’t care, as she’s got a hard cock that needs her attention. Deen is pleasant and soft-spoken, even when encouraging Veronica (gagging and with tears welling up in her eyes) to take his cock deeper down her gullet. She hocks up copious strands of drool onto the bed, before sliding back to let James Deen screw her in side-saddle. Her trashy gutter mouth and wicked enthusiasm goes a long way with me, as does her tight little booty bouncing on Deen’s cock in cowgirl. Spinning around in reverse cowgirl, Deen gives her a lesson in being polite, telling her to say ‘please’, which comes in handy when, like a whore, she starts begging for it in the ass. Deen’s a gentlemen who gives Veronica what she wants – his stiff cock in her dumper. It’s a bit too big for her tiny sphincter, and Veronica pulls away in pain. “Good sluts don’t run away,” Deen whispers, as he slowly works to get the entire length of his cock up her chute. As a reward for being such a good anal whore, Deen blasts off a nice load across Veronica’s face, and into her open mouth. She doesn’t care for the ass to mouth stuff, as evidenced by the look of horror, which crosses her kisser when Deen stuffs his fresh-outta-the-butt cock in her mouth.

Aurora, still fuming over Veronica, decides to call her friend Frenchie for a bitch session. Sadly, like Veronica, Frenchie is also entertaining a guest in Johnny Thrust. Frenchie, in pig-tails and with a prominent nose, clearly took her name from Didi Conn’s character Frenchy in the classic muscial “Grease” – as she looks, sounds and acts like her. Radiating a kind of youthful innocence and enthusiasm that most other girls would kill for, Frenchie easily makes up for all of her aesthetic flaws, for which there are a few (including the fact that she’s not too bright, as evidenced in the bts footage). I found her to be incredibly sexy, nonetheless, and anticipating her getting boned by Johnny Thrust was a real treat. I wasn’t disappointed. Dressed in a tight fitting yellow top, a black bra and a white skirt, Frenchie blows Thrust, who is naked and very verbal. Lots of eye contact and slow romantic sucking suggests a girl not yet polluted by the industry and its odd notion that lots of drool and fast movement makes for a good blowjob. It doesn’t. Not always. She barely gets her panties off when Thrust commands her (still clothed) to sit on him in cowgirl. Her soft sexy nasally groans and the bouncy bed springs make for a very sexy opener, as these two get to know each other intimately. In between slam-fucking up into her and helping her pull her get her top and bra off (revealing some mouth watering tits, I might add), Thrust also helps the newbie situate herself for the camera. When they go for the reverse cowgirl, Frenchie is completely nude – showing off a sexy sixpack and a navel piercing. She hops on for a solid pounding, with Thrust getting quite aggressive, as usual. Even though she’s in obvious discomfort, Frenchie consents to taking Thrust’s cock in her ass in missionary. This is where it degenerates into a beautiful near rape, as Thrust continues to fuck her ass, even though she’s in obvious distress. With her entire upper chest flushed red, and clearly in pain, Frenchie is barely capable of reciting the usual lines, namely how much she loves it and how she’s a butt slut, yadda yadda. To add insult to injury, Thrust decides to flip her upside down for some pile-driver anal, with Frenchie quietly confessing that it “hurts like a bitch”. Like a true lady though, Frenchie never halts the session, continuing to endure it for several minutes. It eventually culminates in some tedious back and forth ass to mouth action. The couple decide to finish up in standard missionary, with Frenchie feeding up her neglected pussy to Thrust, who uses it to help work himself up to a really good lather which he sprays across both her face and the bed. Clearly unimpressed and unable to hide it, Frenchie just goes through the motions (including inching out a fake smile) to help get the scene over with.

Aurora is back on the phone complaining about Frenchie and Veronica this time with her other friend Staci Thorn. Sadly, Thorn is also planning on fucking somebody, which pushes Aurora over the edge. When Aurora threatens to tell her mom on her, Thorn simply brushes her off. With her mom sleeping in the next room, Thorn tells Dirty Harry, who stands a head shorter than her, that she is in a slut club, and that she’d like to screw him – even though he’s about 30 years her senior. A strangely placed web tattoo up her right forearm, long blonde hair, a tongue-pin, navel piercing, fleshy bod and with big sexy tits, Thorn is uber-whore par excellence. Her partner, Dirty Harry is in his fifties, thin, has a receding hairline and is not any woman’s idea of the perfect guy. Thankfully, he’s blessed with an enormous uncut cock that rarely ever gets soft. His great rough-style attitude and unpredictable nature often translates into some genuinely hot scenes. He’s one of my favorites to watch. Thorn (naked except for some white high heels) has to weigh whether or not to give that huge cock of his some deep-throat loving, or, keep that food she just ate in her stomach. Sadly, she opts for deep-gagging, but never fully commits. “I wanna ride your dick,” she eventually confides to Harry, who takes a seat on the couch. She plops down on his cock in RC, stretching her long legs out, and riding him hard – slamming her pussy down like an animal. “C’mon you stupid slut,” Harry mutters, before flipping her over for some doggy-style that gets quite frenzied. Missionary is next, and Staci, totally hot now, decides to let Harry shove that huge cock of his up her ass. “Do you like being a slut?” Harry whispers, while inching his cock deeper and deeper up her anus. “Yeah, I do,” Thorn responds. Staci next slides her ass down the length of Harry’s cock in RC. It’s a steamy and intense ass-pounding that gets quite aggressive, as both give and take in equal amounts. Harry gets a little carried away, throwing Staci off him just in time to spurt a load into her mouth. By the way he’s trembling and out of breath, you’d swear he was gonna keel over. Hot scene!

Euro-whore Victoria Sin (credits: Vic Sinister), who is entertaining Chris Mountain and Julian St. Jox (both of which look like they could use a trip to the gym), just doesn’t have time to listen to Aurora’s rantings. Of course, Aurora feeling her coveted “Biggest Slut” title is slipping away, totally loses it on Vic, growling, “You have two cocks over there?” She does, and after hanging up, wastes little diving in between them. Julian and Chris help her undress (minus a pink cummerbund and some black high heels), before sharing her, including switching off between getting their cock sucked and fucking her pussy, on a couch which is way too small to host this threeway. Riding in RC, she bides her time from just loving Mountain’s cock in her asshole and sucking on St. Jox’s cock. Victoria Sin (last seen around here in “Double Plugged”) begs for Mountain to swtich from her pussy and ass, which, despite being quite risky, is quite thrilling. Sin shows herself to be the real slut of the slut club, taking both boys in dp with St Jox getting her ass while Mountain has to settle on her pussy. “Oh, my god. Oh, jesus, a fucking dick in my pussy and in my ass,” Vic screeches in her sexy Euro accent. St. Jox and Mountain trade off fucking her ass for awhile, until it’s time for the boys to pop. St. Jox blasts off across her face, while Mountain drains into her mouth. She gives them a mischievous look to end the scene.

Aurora Snow is desperate at this point, and calls her nerdy next door neighbor to come over and fuck her. “Leave your mouth at home and bring your cock,” Aurora says, while rambling off some other masculine-specific gibberish. The scene (obviously shot sometime later) cuts back to show Aurora, looking better than she did before (with a different hair color), deciding that it would be fun to fuck in her sister’s bed – probably because the previous set was no longer available. The neighbor, who finally arrives that night, is none other than heavily tattooed muscular black stud Devlin Weed. Weed as a nerd? He is about as far away from nerd as you’ll find in porn… and life. Aurora, dressed in a bikini strap shirt, a short skirt, and a choker necklace, just dives on Devlin’s cock like an animal, all while he attempts to explain why he’s so late — something about Aurora’s mother leaving. Anyways, the oral is up to Aurora’s usual standard of kinkiness. “Look at this spit on my sister’s bed,” Aurora mutters, taking note of the mess she’s made on her sibling’s red bedspread. “All these years living next door, I never knew,” Devlin confides, as he’s getting undressed. Aurora (now naked except for some white socks and a shirt/cummerbund) hops on for some hot reverse cowgirl sex and a merry-go-round of p2m, that ends finally when they switch to spoon. They finish with some missionary sex so that Aurora actually thanks Devlin for fucking her “so good”, just moments before he spurts a load across her face and into her open mouth.

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