Creative Consultant: Ron Vogel. Cinematographer: Jerry Seville, William Dick. Sound: Decci Bell. Assistant Editor: Richard Head, Fingers L. Wood. Assistant Make-Up Artist: Alan Bosshard (as Alan Bosshardt). Art Director: Jeff Halpern.

Ron Jeremy and Christy Canyon plays to employees of a failing television station. They come up with an idea to change the night programming to something more interesting than the usual dreck. One night, with the help of a number of friends and local strippers, they hijack the station and turn it into WpinkTV, a sort of all night X-rated channel.

Harry Reems plays a government agent who picks up a signal over a satellite and has to go infiltrate the station to find out what is going on. In a great scene, Christy Canyon happens upon John Holmes and they have a brief conversation. I was hoping that these two would have sex at some point in the film, but alas, it never happens.

With some jazz overlay, Christy Canyon strips down for Ron Jeremy’s camera. She crawls up onto the bed wearing nothing but red stockings and matching high heels. She spreads her pussy lips apart and Ron can’t help but notice, “You’re getting hot!” Christy replies, “Of course, I’m getting hot you jerk! Now put the camera down and fuck me!” Ron doesn’t have to be told twice.

He hops into bed with her and starts to lick her clit. Christy is able to move her clit, which seems to fascinate Jeremy. Christy lays back, throws her legs in the air and mutters, “I’m waiting for you,” as Ron undresses. He climbs into bed again, and is inside Christy’s pussy in no time, in missionary. “You ride me!” Ron mutters. Soon, Christy is riding Ron’s cock in reverse cowgirl and absolutely loving it.

Ron makes Christy spin around on his cock, without letting his dick pop out. This turns into a pretty intense looking cowgirl with Ron fucking up into her. She blows Ron’s cock, and he notices just how good her ass looks. He jumps up and starts to pump it. “Come back on it,” Ron mutters. Christy starts to slam herself back onto Ron’s cock. They finish up with a little tit fuck action, and a neck squirt. One errant squirt manages to reach Christy’s face.

Christy Canyon appears in a brief commercial type set-up called ‘Take It From Kathi’. Christy is naked, sitting in a chair. She talks to the camera, as she spreads her legs and places a large vibrator to her clit. She continues to talk, but it gets more garbled as she appears to be truly pleasuring herself. Soon, she loses the vibrator and starts to masturbate. The vibrator makes one more appearance, helping her to cum.

Christy is quite flush by the end of the scene. It’s easily one of the more intense scenes in the movie, which quickly ends with Christy so turned on that she encourages the viewers to, “Fuck the telephone,” among other things.

Ron wanders into an office to find Ali Moore going over the programming schedule. Ron is tired from the all-niter, and needs to rest. Ali offers to give him a massage. Before long, Ali is stripping down. When she gets her top off, revealing her mini-tits, Ron mutters, “Do you wanna have sex?” Ali responds, “I don’t think so”. Eventually, after getting completely naked, she lays down so Ron can give her a massage. When Ron wants to do her front, he prefaces it with, “Nothing sexual!” He keeps saying it as he begins to lick her clit. Ron slides his cock into Ali in missionary and starts pounding away. “Oh, I love it!” Ron says, as he jumps back on the couch forcing his dick to pop out. Probably a precautionary measure so that he won’t cum too quick! Ali jumps up and starts to suck his cock. Ali talks to him as she sucks his cock, then raises her booty in the air so Ron can stuff it into her in the doggie-style position. “Do you swallow?” Ron asks. When she admits that she does, Ron calls her a whore then flips her around so she can blow him. He gives her a wicked open mouth facial, with half his load being deposited on her face, and the other half in her mouth. She does indeed, swallow!

This movie was re-released in 1989 with an Ali Moore/Ron Jeremy scene replaced by a Tiffany Storm/Ron Jeremy scene (that lacked the initial mutual massage), presumably after it was revealed Ali might not have been of legal age when the movie was made. Inexplicably, not all her scenes were completely cut. Neverthelesss, there’s still a blindfolded fellatio of John Holmes that survived edits. Perhaps the blindfold provides deniability. The head of co-star Christy Canyon was photoshopped onto Ali Moore’s body on the cover of the re-released VHS and the subsequent DVD release in 2006, resulting in two instances of Canyon in the same photo.

Fairly brief lesbian scene. Tamara Longley has Dallas Miko take a seat in the make-up chair, but before long these two women are eating each other out. Harry Reems spies on the two ladies as they sixty-nine.

Eventually, the two ladies do some scissor-legged clit to clit, something I think should be required of every lesbian scene, just because it just looks so damn hot! Tamara, the veteran, really gets into it, picking herself up off the floor so that she can better grind her cunt into Dallas’ cunt. Very sexy!

A goofy game show called ‘Beat The Cock’, hosted by a naked from the waist down, Ron Jeremy, has three blindfolded women trying to guess the person making love to them. John Holmes is first paired up with Dallas Miko. He eats her clit, but she wrongly ID’s her lover as “Eric Edwards”. John laughs when she blurts out Eric’s name.

A naked Ali moore, sucks John’s cock like a seasoned pro. Using her hands, and even attempting to deepthroat him, she never answers the question, because she won’t stop sucking John’s cock long enough.

Tamara Longley, laying naked and flat on the mat, is doggie-style fucked by John Holmes. These two are already fucking before Ron even has a chance to introduce them.

She starts riding John cowgirl and wrongly guesses her lover as, “Ron Jeremy”. Even after she has wrongly guessed, she keeps pumping her pussy down on onto John’s cock.

All three ladies are placed together beside each other, so that John can squirt a load on their faces. Each lady is given a load of cum, across their mugs. Great scene.

Sitting on a desk, Ron and Christy bid a final goodbye to the fans. As the camera pulls back, we notice that Ron and Christy are actually coupling. Ron’s cock is firmly lodged in Christy’s pussy. They fuck for a few minutes on the desk before the screen fades to black. Imagine if Regis and Kelly signed off that way?

Christy Canyon, Dallas Miko, Tamara Longley, Ali Moore, Harry Reems are next. Although the scene began earlier in the film, with Christy seducing Harry Reems in a small office, before he was called away. It is only followed up on at the end of the film, in a short but intense fourway sequence. Dallas and Miko double up on Harry. He doggie-style pumps Ali and Dallas Miko before the scene turns into an orgy.

Ali Moore, Christy Canyon, Dallas Miko, Tamara Longley, Josephine Carrington, Harry Reems, Marc Wallice, Ron Jeremy – Everyone gets together for the last scene, an orgy. Josephine Carrington joins the group, much the same way she did in Girls Of The A-Team.

Here are some of the pairings; Ron fucks Christy doggie; Harry Reems doggie’s Ali Moore; Dallas and Miko double up on Ron’s cock; Josephine Carrington is missionary fucked by Marc Wallice; Marc Wallice fucks Dallas Miko in missionary; Tamara Longely and Dallas Miko have some more lesbian sex; Harry Reems missionary pumps Tamara Longley; Ali Moore and Christy Canyon dyke out; Tamara Longley sits on Marc Wallice’s cock in cowgirl, and reaches back to slide it into her asshole. Marc fucks Tamara in the ass for a long time. Marc cums on Tamara’s tummy. Ron cums on Dallas Miko’s pussy. Harry Reems tit fucks Christy, and cums on Ali’s face. Wow, another great scene!

I could have done without the close-up of Ron’s dick doing the whirly-bird between each sex scene. All in all a great little film.

No condoms.

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