Ron Jeremy is Red Flintbone. Sharon Kane is his wife Willing Flintbone. Bernie is played by Tony Tedeschi and his wife, Ready, is played by Lorrin Mick. Their twenty-something kids, Gang Bang is played by Biff Malibu and Pebble is played Trixie Tyler. All roles are played in perfect unison with the more popular cartoon characters. A lot of time and energy went into this production as evidenced by the sets and wardrobe which are all consistent with the television cartoon.
After Red is bonked in the head with a newspaper, he morphs into a raving sex maniac and before long his life is spiralling out of control. At home, the wives, Willing and Ready, both greatly undersexed, have turned to each other for attention, while Pebble and Gang Bang have already begun “experimenting.”
Red ultimately gets himself fired from his job for accosting his boss’s secretary and then heads to Bernie’s house where he instigates sex with his wife, Ready, thus putting into jeopardy his friendship, well, until Bernie and Ready agree to a little threeway swinging action. Later, recognizing how bad things are getting, Bernie calls upon their extraterrestrial friend Wazoo, played by Brittany Morgan, to try and make things right again. I always thought Wazoo was a dude, alas, I’m not one to quibble.
Attempts are made to get the dialogue and sets (fake rocks, matte paintings etc.) just right and it helps to paint a live-action version of that old iconic television series that fans of the old show will probably enjoy. Fans of parodies in general won’t be disappointed by this effort either. Ron Jeremy (last seen around here in “Rainwoman 10“) seems at his best when doing these kinds of films and here is no different; blustery, over-the-top and hilarious.
Gang Bang (Trixie Tyler) and Pebble (Biff Malibu, more famously known as Christopher Alexander, owner of Anabolic Video) are in the living room of Fred’s house when we catch up with them. They go through the motions including some sixty-nine action where Biff jams a double ended dildo into each of Trixie’s orifices. They eventually screw in a couple of positions including standing cowgirl and missionary. Biff pulls out of Trixie’s pussy and delivers a smallish load to her upper chest and a bit to her mouth.
Lorrin Mick, Sharon Kane and Brittany Morgan (last seen around here in “Two In The Bush“) are up next in a lesbian sequence finds Sharon and Lorrin very much into each other. Lorrin is a super-thin, thirty-something brunette with a plainish looking face and huge breasts. The two do some sixty-nine as Brittany Morgan directs the action. Eventually Brittany mounts Sharon from behind with a huge dildo, stuffing it inside. Lorrin tongues at Sharon’s clit as Brittany pumps her. Lorrin winds up masturbating as Sharon and Brittany fuck it out.
In a bizarre scene in which Ron Jeremy throws himself on Devin, he is immediately fired by Mr. Straight played perfectly by Wayne Summers (last seen around here in “Savage Fury 2“). Attempting to make things proper, Wazzo/Morgan arrives to offer herself sexually. In return, Red gets his job back. Straight agrees and decides to fuck Morgan and his secretary, Devin, right there on his desk. Devin is a really sexy blonde, with smallish tits and a really noticeable New York accent. She gets fucked missionary by Wayne while Brittany moves in and licks her pussy. Wayne and Brittany do a quick standing doggie before he slides back into Devin to end the scene. Just before he sprays, Brittany looks at him and mutters, “I want you to cum in my fuckin’ mouth!” Wayne obliges, pulling his swollen tool out of Devin and shooting his entire load into Brittany’s mouth.
Ron Jeremy finally has Red seeing action when he and Tony Tedeschi share Lorrin Mick. The threeway has Ron and Tony trading off between Lorrin’s mouth and pussy all while attempting to stay in character. Lorrin is dripping with sweat and looking totally exhausted as Ron mutters in his gruff ‘Fred’ voice, that he wants to fuck her in the ass. He suggests they double penetrate her. Lorrin is willing (no, she’s Ready- ha ha) and quickly mounts Tony Tedeschi, riding him as Ron slides his cock up her ass. The dp action lasts awhile and Lorrin, great actress that she is, seems to be really getting off. Ron sprays all over Lorrin’s booty. Tony goes off into Lorrin’s mouth, following a little oral attention.
Sharon Kane and Ron Jeremy and their strained relationship proves to be one of the more amusing aspects of the film. These two old pros know how to get it done, be it bouncing lines off each other and getting lewd in the sack. Horny Sharon finally gets some when Ron frantically throws himself at her. She quickly undresses – removing the loin cloth. They climb into bed and Ron gets to work licking on Sharon. They go into missionary and later doggie. Sharon looks great thrusting herself back onto Ron’s 11 inch pole. The two go at it in this position for awhile, “I learned this doggie from Dino,” Ron mutters. Sharon sucks him briefly and he responds by laucnhing his load across her tits to end the scene.
In the final segment, Fred hits on Wazoo who takes that by slugging him in the head with a bone. Fred is knocked back to his old self. Ah, all’s well that ends well.