I’m not exactly sure how to review a compilation tape made up of bloopers. There is no storyline, characters or sex scenes, but there are comic moments aplenty. Instead of trying to sit down and articulate every single event that transpired in the video, I figure I’ll just cut it down into segments and then highlight the funniest moments in each segment. Most of the footage is comprised of early 90′s Hollywood video stuff. The kind of material usually left on the cutting room floor, is compiled and formatted into a sixty-minute blooper reel. Ron Jeremy is the host who introduces a selection of clips while putting a lounge comedian-type spin to them. I have to admit he was actually kind of funny here. 

The first selection of clips is just a variety of line flubs and goof ups; Brandy Alexandre from CFB 9 mentioning her recent nosejob. A crew member sneaks up on Tawni Lee in the bathtub and tries to feel her up. Jade East tries to introduce a movie but can’t remember the title. Later, Jade East and a guy have sex, while in the background, the director can be overheard screaming at a crew member. Raven Richards mentions the horrors of fucking Ron Jeremy. Ron Jeremy discusses Marc Wallace’s crooked dick and then goes on to describe a portly stud whom he is reading off of the back of a boxcover, only to find out that it is himself that he is reading about. Amber Lynn discusses her feelings on the oh’s and ah’s during sex. Peter North tries to keep from laughing while giving Amber Lynn a lick. Carol Cummings hits a tongue twister and uses a couple of takes to get through it. Later, Scott Irish introduces himself to Carol Cummings mid-way into a scene, “Hi, my name is Scott!” Wayne Summers does his best Eddie Murphy impression. Joey Silvera messes up in a scene with Ashlyn Gere and Sam Strong from Adventures Of Billy Blues. In a scene from Caught From Behind 12, Dick Rambone jams his 18 inch cock, balls deep, inside Sabrina’s ass only to have her ask, “Is it in yet?” 

Next is a behind the scenes video collage of Ron Jeremy called ‘From Here To Obesity’; Marc Wallace and Ron Jeremy perform a dp on a woman. The camera is tight on Ron’s face, who is in the pussy, as Marc goes inside the woman’s ass. Suddenly, Ron’s eyes bulge out of his head as Marc say’s, “Ya, baby, I’m in.” Ron screams, “That’s me you idiot!” Randy West and Ron Jeremy have a heart to heart on relationships with women, the camera pulls back to reveal that Randy is getting his cock sucked. Ron Jeremy tries to suck his own dick but his girth makes it hard. Ron throws some insults at Jerry Butler. Various clips highlight Ron and Jerry’s twisted relationship over the years. In one instance, Jerry and Jeremy are doing dialogue, Jerry gets pissed off and leaves. Ron does that whirlybird clock thing with his dick. The collage ends with the horrible close-up of Ron licking his own cock. 

The next segment is made up of various clips of performers dealing with flatulence, included are pussy and ass farts aplenty; Marc Wallace farts while setting up a camera on a tripod from Entertainment LA Style. Champagne farts while trying to wink her bunghole. Eric Price farts, actually, there is a veritable caravan of Eric Price fart scenes. Racquel Darrian farts while kissing Marilyn Rose. Tony Montana farts during a scene, as the camera man is right down around his butt. Kassi Nova has a loud pussy fart while Don Fernando tries to lube her up. The farts continue and Kassi eventually asks Don what the hell he did to her. Tawni Lee farts in the tub. Eric Price and Gregor Samsa can’t get through a scene without cracking up, as they both have a touch of gas. Madison farts in Peter North’s face while bending over a desk. Peter’s reaction says it all. Wayne Summers farts. Bionca has terrible pussy farts in a scene with Blake Palmer. He is cool about it and starts muttering “Talk to me,” causing Bionca to start laughing. Billy Dee farts with two babes sucking his dick. FM Bradley and Robbie Dee share a fart while waiting to do a scene. Eric Edwards farts and acts like he didn’t. Billy Dee and Buck Adams share a laugh after Sahara farts in Buck’s face. 

The next clip is of something that went wrong on the set of Hershe Highway 2; Marc Wallace, Scott Irish and Carol Cummings prepare for a dp. Marc accidentally(?) slips inside Carol’s pussy alongside Scott, and Carol isn’t even fully aware of it. Later on in the tape, she starts muttering something to Marc Wallace about a certain tuna smell. 

The next segment of clips are made up of those facial reactions of porn studs that we hate so much! The cut away shot; Peter North fakes it while simultaneously trying to hang himself with a shower cord. Tom Byron fakes it in a shower then gloats about his ability in the phony reaction department. Wayne Summers fakes it. Marc Wallace, hand placed on Keisha’s neck, accidentally starts choking her while trying to orgasm. He is overly apologetic afterwards. A shot of Marc Wallace and Buck Adams spurting cum all over Rachel Ryan’s breasts, and each others hands, ends with Buck mentions some gibberish about homosexuality. Raven Richards has a wild orgasm and the camera pulls away to reveal she is alone and not touching herself. Marilyn Rose does the same. Tom Byron fakes it again and gives the camera a bow. Jerry Butler is interrupted mid-jerk by a phone, and moans in a seductive voice, “Oh, do you hear phones?” This causes his partner in the scene to crack up. Don Fernando pulls out of Carol Cummings to change positions and accidentally cums… Ooops! 

There is another clip featuring something that went wrong during a scene from Star Cuts 139: Farron Heights; Eva Allen, Fallon and Jerry Butler are performing a scene in a large grassy field. Fallon is riding Jerry Butler reverse cowgirl. She is fingering her vagina while Jerry pounds himself up into her. Eva lurks around behind them. Fallon suddenly screams and lets loose one of those hot pussy squirts which she is known for. She sprays a substantial load all over the blanket as Eva watches in horror. Eva looks over at the director and gives him one of those “What the fuck was that?” kind of looks then storms off in disgust. Jerry Butler tries to salvage the scene to no avail. Fallon is kind of left stunned by the whole event. The scene was actually kind of sexy in a weird sort of way. 

More clips of scenes that aren’t so much funny, but point out the rigors of life on a porn set; Raven Richards lays on a beach for a good part of an hour while ice cold waves come crashing in around her. Buck Adams is really sensitive and can’t stop himself from cumming during a scene from CFB 13. He pops on three separate occasions, but has to keep going. “Three cum-shots for one pay, I hate my fucking life” Buck mutters. Rachel Ryan actually has to stop Buck Adams from eating her pussy while preparing for a scene. “Stop, I can’t come this early.” Buck persists and Rachel is screaming “Oh! God! Stop! I can’t cum yet!” Later, Buck Adams nearly falls asleep during a rather lengthy scene with Ron Jeremy that seems to have drawn on until the wee hours of the night. 

The next segment is a collage of Peter North’s most extraordinary cum-shots; In the first clip, Peter pulls out of a girl in the cowgirl position and shoots about nine hefty loads into the air. There is so much that even Peter starts to laugh. His load is so prodigious in fact, that it manages to hit the walls, the floor and the camera, which is across the room. The director can be overheard saying, “Jesus, you even hit the camera!” Later, Peter looks up from a couch and say’s, “Look ma, I’m a star, I told you I would be!” A Carol Titian facial gets a little out of hand and Amber Lynn starts to laugh as Peter completely covers her stomach in sperm. “Oh my God. It’s a bucket!” Amber giggles. 

The next set of clips features line flubs and verbal screw-ups; Buffy Davis gets a director pissed off at her when she has trouble remembering her lines. After a few minutes of his oral bullshit Buffy gives it back in the form of a look that could kill. Tom Byron prepares for a shower scene with Samantha Strong only to wander into the bathroom and find her in the shower with the lighting guy. Tom starts laughing, “He’s not Tom Byron! Get him out! Get him out!” Wayne Summers trips coming in a doorway which sends Marc Wallace and Tamara Lee falling over with laughter. Carol Cummings mugs for the camera. A price tag is accidentally left on one of the dresses during a scene and a wardrobe guy catches some shit from a very observant director because of it. Lastly, director Charlie Diamond goes absolutely fucking ballistic when Don Fernando tells him to fuck off on the set of Caught From Behind 11. Lynn LeMay has to shut Fernando’s mouth before he says anything else that might get him in trouble. Diamond goes off on a verbal tirade that had even me cowering. This guy fucking loses it, at one point, threatening to come out from the back and rip Fernando’s dick off. Afterwards, Fernando is flustered, angry and not really in the mood to fuck anybody. Could you blame him? The clip ends with Samantha Strong driving a car up to a house in a scene from Adventures Of Billy Blues. One problem, though, Samantha can’t drive a stick and Ashlyn Gere has to show her how to do it! 

Ron Jeremy closes out the show with some promotional gunk about Hollywood Video and the film ends with Hedgie walking out of the shot. He is sitting in a small editing room and really has no where to go. The camera pans over to show Jeremy pressed up against a wall waiting to hear ‘cut’. 

I’ve seen a lot of the X-rated blooper tapes and this is definitely one of the best. If you enjoy watching porn from the early nineties then this film is a must have. The scenes are edited tightly and they come at you so fast that you kind of have to pay close attention. I also love this movie because it helps give you special insight as to how porn stars act on set. It shows you just how much fun they have. It also shows you, in the case of Don Fernando and a nutcase of a director, Charlie Diamond, that making porn for a living can also be a pain in the ass.

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