Typical of most Bobby Hollander productions, “Come As You Are” has an easy-going quality to it. Also typical is the cheap, slapped together feel of the film, which involves the standard ‘we’re having a party’ premise utilized in nearly every third production of the time. If anything screams desperation, it’s that. Alas, this is the 80s, so even the most mundane worn-out porn story foundation feels somehow charming. Gail Force, the short blonde haired babe of nearly 100 titles, decides to throw a party and invites a few of her closest friends. There’s a group of scenes building up to the big party in which couples screw right before actually getting ready. According to porn logic, the idea of going to a party somehow works as a sure-fire aphrodisiac. Later, when everyone arrives at the shindig, they screw again, only this time with different dance partners. If you like big hair, cheesy editing tricks, goofy pop music and performers who seem to be having fun, then you’ll most certainly enjoy this film.

In the first scene Gail Force {pretty, blonde  short in back – poofy bufant in front hair, thin, smallish nice tits, great ass} wearing a loose-hanging wife-beater T-shirt (no bra), puts out the call to her friend, Andrea Brittian (1984′s “Video Tramp“), about attending a party. It’s a quick call that culminating with Brittian opting to pop over to discuss the matter.  Force (1987′s “Starship Intercourse“) takes the opportunity to catch a couple of extra zzzzzz’s in the meantime. Ms. Brittian, as it turns out, is Mario Andretti behind the wheel, so it doesn’t take long for her to arrive at, and pile into bed with, sleepy Gail. They snuggle a bit, as Andrea puts the moves on her sexy pal. 

Andrea pulls off her sleeveless striped top, revealing her sexy smallish boobies, which helps push the scene into a lesbian lovefest… kinda. Force, as evidenced by her scenes with other women, looks less than interested here as well in the prospect of screwing Andrea. And after some kissing, tit-sucking, snuggling and genital rubbing (through pants), Force scampers off to take a shower. How can a woman who looks as… well, dykish, as Gail Force, be so disinterested in lady on lady sex. Andrea, her almost partner, is absolutely gorgeous (baring enough of a resemblance to Jessica Lange that she would later adopt a variation of her name (Jessica Longe) as an alias. She itty bitty titties, a thin sexy body, and short cropped blonde hair. After Gail leaves, Andrea decides to stay behind diddling herself. It’s real treat when the camera elects to move in on Andrea as she rubs her cameltoe through her tight leather pants. 

The next gaggle of scenes – Marc Wallice and Tracy Duzit, Gail Force and Steve Drake, and Craig Roberts and Andrea Brittian – are intercut with each other, making for a confusing and sometimes frustrating, thirty minute stretch. Granted, I usually enjoy this type of intercutting (see any Bruce Seven movie produced in the early to mid 1980s), it only works if all the scenes are hot. If even one scene is slow, it kills the entire flow of the montage. Here, only Marc and Tracy have enough chemistry to keep it moving. 

Before I get ahead of myself, I will explain each encounter as a whole, as it way be way too confusing attempting to explain them moment by moment. Across town, Marc Wallice (1985′s “Sinfully Yours“) arrives early at Traci’s house to drop off some party treats. Traci Duzit (1984′s “Camp Beaver Lake the Movie“) has that plane, almost skanky, ‘last call’ quality to her. She’s not great looking, has crooked front teeth, shoulder length poofy/frizzy brown hair and a body that barely registers. On the upside, she carries herself like a horny gal down for anything. Her bubble butt is nice too, and Hollander frames it well enough during a blowjob sequence. Wallice, we discover, is actually dating Nicole West, whom he later arrives at the party with (and screws). He admits to Traci that he’s always wanted to fuck her, so Traci throws herself at him. They exchange the usual oral pleasantries, before she bends over and begs to get it up the butt, you know, like a lady. 

Marc Wallice is commonly known around porn circles as patient zero in the big AIDS crisis of 1997, in which seven women were infected and the industry was forced to take a harder look at some of testing requirements. Here he is looking quite buff and seems to be genuinely passionate about the sex (and his partners), a far cry from the near cock-zombie he would become in the last few years of his career. He gets himself in the mood with Traci by slipping his crooked meat poker in her pussy for a bit right there in the middle of her living room. He moves to fill her request by stuffing her rectum to the hilt. Duzit sounds like a whore and Marc plugs up her gnarly ass for a good long time, making for a few hot, sleazy moments. 

Marc trades off brown for pink and fucks Duzit’s pussy for a while in missionary before pulling out to spray her stomach down with his creamy dick juice. Afterwards, surprisingly, he re-inserts his still throbbing post-cummed cock into Traci’s twitching pussy and begins to grind into her, much to Duzit’s stunned delight. Before Marc goes for his second cumshot, Hollander has him ease off. No doubt, it’s to save it for the orgy scene yet to come. 

In the second of the trio of connected, inter-weaving scenes, Gail Force chats up Nicole West (1985′s “Midslumber’s Night Dream“), taking time to ask her about her boyfriend, Wallice. Wink. Wink. Yup, he’s banging Traci at that exact moment. Hilarious. Gail’s man, Steve Drake (1986′s “1001 Erotic Nights 2“), looking handsome but a little bored, arrives to snuggle with her.  Force giddily shows off some of the snazzy footwear she bought. Drake could care less and, after helping her undress, the two get down to business. Unlike the frantic Wallice/Duzit fling, this session is slower paced and more romantic. 

Lots of kissing, petting and gentle fondling ensues, making for as good or a bad scene depending on where you sit in the raincoater category. Steve gets his dick sucked and returns the favour. Noticeable are Force’s sopping wet panties (!) which he slowly removes. So hot! See, girls in porn do get wet, for real. During the slow, heavy breathing screw (in a comfortable looking bed), Force seems genuinely turned on and even guides Drake’s hand down to her clit, as he spoons her from behind. Afterwards, Drake battles through some dick issues to pummel Force in doggy, ending with him eventually getting hard enough to pull out and unload across her gorgeous tanned ass. 

In the third of the scenes, Andrea Brittian, wearing a white midriff and no panties, is relaxing in a hot when Craig Roberts (1983′s “Personal Touch 3“), looking a little worse for wear, arrives. They make the usual innocuous small talk before getting it on in the hot tub. There’s a certain awkwardness to the encounter, which seems to go on for an infinite stretch of time. Take note of how dark it gets and how the temperature seems to drop, resulting in a lot of steam obfuscating the action. Not sure if this is an artistic descision or if the temperature simply dropped, causing the steam.

They screw all over the tub and the deck; on the edge, in standing cowgirl and in missionary, ending with Roberts spurting off across her tummy. Even though I wanted to like the scene more, I sensed something odd about it that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. It was as if they weren’t that into each other, or maybe Roberts was experiencing erection problems — making the scene go on much longer than either they (or Hollander) expected. 

After the cum-shot, the two snuggle (and even screw a bit) in the hot tub. Interesting how that last minute of playful messing around and screwing felt more erotic than the entire ten minute segment before it. 

The film soon culminates in Traci’s poorly lit living room where all the guests  – Marc Wallice, Nicole West, Craig Roberts, Traci Duzit, Steve Drake and Gail Force - are mingling, getting drunk and making kissy face. Andrea Brittian is suspiciously absent here, which is strange considering that it was Gail and her that were most hyped about it early on. 

Anyway, Nicole West (credited as Nichole West) and Marc Wallice are going at it pretty hot and heavy on one couch; making out and pawing each other. At one point the other guests stop and watch. Craig Roberts, clearly drunk, is the first to get out of his clothes, while West {adorable, thin brunette, absolute cutie, smallish tits, short poofy hair, very sexy} spreads her legs for Wallice, who promptly goes down on her. Everyone is soon disrobing and pairing off. Duzit tangles with Roberts, including take a pull on a cigarette and giving him a smokey-mouthed blowjob. She keeps her black knee high leather boots, the kind with spike heels, on as Roberts screws her in missionary and doggy. Gail Force, wearing white high heels, takes on Steve Drake, who seems incapable, at this point, of getting an erection. He manages to take her in doggy and missionary, but it’s not the least bit interesting. What is interesting though is what happens between West and Wallice here. It’s so hot that Hollander seems to be filming them the whole time, with shots of the other couples inserted throughout. After sucking Wallice’s throbbing cock, the pair settle in for some missionary sex. After only a few pumps, Nicole jumps up and scampers across the room as if attempting to get away. Huh? It’s beyond strange and Traci, Roberts and Drake all look stunned. “What are you doing?” one of them asks her. Drake starts laughing as a clearly flustered West stumbles back into Marc’s arms. She promptly takes a seat on Wallice’s cock in cowgirl and rides him for a long time. The poor girl appears to orgasm.  

Marc spins her around and humps her missionary, leading to him pulling out and spraying his hot fuck juice across Nicole’s stomach, pussy and tits. As he did with Traci earlier, he simply re-inserts and gets back to work fucking Nicole’s hot tight pussy — this time with her meeting him thrust for thrust. West, looking absolutely dazed, hops up at Marc’s request and takes him doggy before the pair fall back on the couch where she  rides his cock in reverse cowgirl. At one point she glides his hand down to her clit and instructs him rub it while she rides. Eventually they spin around for more doggy style sex and a second, equally thick, cumshot from Marc across Nicole’s cute little ass. Roberts cums across Duzit’s ass. I didn’t see Drake cum.

No condoms where used in the production.

All visual depictions of sexually explicit conduct appearing in the film were produced prior to July 3, 1995, so this film is exempt from 2257 regulations.

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