Typical of the stuff put out by Cherry Boxxx over the years in that it includes lots of good looking, muscular studs, women who’ve been in the business for a long time and know what they are doing (ie they have no shame) and some impressive cinematography and lighting. There’s no plot, just a bunch of scenes where a guy and girl engage in sex. Since the theme is squirting, one should be able to deduce that much of the furniture, cocks and camera equipment will get hosed down before the end credits role. Part of the reason I wanted to see this was for Angela Stone. In my opinion, she’s one the most attractive and underrated women in porn. Blessed with a tight, hard body, a stunning six pack, long blonde hair and a drop dead gorgeous face, I’m sometimes stunned that she isn’t listed alongside Jenna and Asia as one of the most beautiful porn girls in the business. I’m wondering if it has something to do with her penchant for getting down and dirty (ie squirting/peeing) on camera. Or maybe it’s because her tits are too mannish for some folks. Maybe that is the thing that has hampered her ability to reach the top. Who knows? Not sure about you, but I’ll gladly take Angela’s itty bitty titties over any of the fake watermelons currently in the business.

Well, having screened it, I can honestly say that I wasn’t disappointed as Angela is looking better than ever and she squirts some 25 different times in her scene. Cheyne Collins, her partner, even dives in for not one but two facials, something I found to be extremely hot. Honestly though, the biggest surprise of the video was Missy Monroe, who seems to be getting sluttier with each extra pound she acquires. Her scene opposite Reno is about as good as it gets. When paired with a hot guy (or girl), Missy has shown that she can really come alive. Sindy Lange, although not a favourite of mine, really impressed me with her sleazy antics – flipping herself upside in the pile driver so that she could squirt/pee onto her on own face while getting pounded. What a lady! Sadly, Sindy’s tank was running dry because, try as she might, she could only manage to produce a few dribbles. She still gets an A for effort. It also could have had something to do with her partner, Van Damage (left image), who seemed less than impressed with her squirting ability. Cytherea looks a little worse for wear here and, minus a few blasts near the end, she seems unable to produce the room-crossing jet streams she’s become famous for. At one point, she even freaks out on her partner (Dick Delaware) screaming, “Dammit, stop!” as he attempts to deep dick her pussy into a desk. By the way, what the fuck is going on with Dick Delaware’s right knee? It’s all scabby and bruised. Yuck! Annie Cruz, looking delicious in a plaid school girl uniform, seems to have some genuine chemistry with her co-star, John West, and appears to enjoy getting jack hammered into the bed – as evidenced by the twenty or so blasts she throws at the camera. Afterwards, she looks like she got rolled over by a Mack truck.

Stealing the show, however, as I said, is Missy Monroe (pictured right). Even with the extra pounds and her sudden ‘I just woke up’-haggard look, Missy still carries herself with a touch of class. She’s paired with Reno, a Euro guy who looks like he stepped out of a trashy romance novel, and their love-making is pure animal lust. She nearly tosses her cookies attempting to deep throat Reno’s gigantic sausage, and it only degenerates from there. Forget her pussy, it’s Missy’s pisshole that gets the real workout here as she turns it into a literal fountain, all seemingly in an effort to impress her hunky co-star. Missy doesn’t spray more than she erupts… and after twenty or so blasts, she practically floods the set with her antics. Reno, the hunk she’s showing off for, seems more overwhelmed (if not a tad grossed out) than turned on. Before long, you’ll almost feel bad for him, as he just wants to keep his cock buried up Missy’s hot pussyhole, but she keeps forcing him out to let another squirt go. For  a  more detailed explanation of the beautiful attrocities which take place in the film, read below.

To start, Angela Stone (2004′s “More Dirty Debutantes 293″) who is totally naked from head to foot, tangles with Cheyne Collins (2009′s “Double Plugged“), also totally naked, in a small room with checkered walls and a mini cot set up. She blows him then hops on for some cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon and mish. Angela, as usual, squirts copious amounts of fluid in every direcvtion throughout the session. I think I counted 25 solid blasts from the little hussy. In the process, she absolutely drenches herself, the platform she’s fucking on, and her partner, Cheyne. Unlike some scenes, Angela seems to run out of juice midway into the scene but is able to produce two huge gushing sprays as Cheyne dines on her twat. He jolts back in shock. Hilarious. Angela jumps down to take Cheyne’s load across her face and into her open mouth. She also gives him some post-cum head. “I fucking love it,” Cheyne tells the camera, admitting that he’s a freak. It seems that the director didn’t allow the girls appropriate enough time to hydrate before the shoot, which explains why all of the ladies, minus Missy, run out of juice early on.

Blond haired cutie Sindy Lange (wearing black high heels) gives small dicked Van Damage a messy blowjob on a couch. This leads into some mish and some mini dribbles from Sindy which eventually builds into bigger, more sustained blasts as the scene moves along. Van Damage (last seen around here in “Bait 6“) appears bored by the whole thing, even while Sindy seems to be working hard to be as sleazy as she can be. Van folds her up before turning her back around for some doggy-style action and then back to mish. Lots of saliva and gook cover Sindy’s stomach, apparent remnants of the enthusiastic blowjob she gave Van. Things continue to get sleazy as Sindy flips herself upside down for Damage who pounds her like an animal. With each stroke, Sindy attempts to squirt/pee on her own face and into her mouth. Sadly, her tank, at that point, was running on empty because try as she might, she simply could not manage to produce more than a few dribbles. Damage cums a mini load across her pubes as she again attempts to squirt, to no avail. Afterwards, Damage looks non-too excited about the whole thing. “Where’s the showers?” Van mutters before running off. 

Squirt queen Cytherea is next and, yeah, she’s a fox. Muscular tattooed stud Dick Delaware (2009′s “Anal Girls Next Door 2″) is paired with her and wastes little time fucking the little vixen over a desk in a small office. For squirting power, nobody can touch Cytherea. She’s been known to shoot clear across a room when in the right frame of mind. Sadly, here Cytherea seems off her game a bit, maybe because she wasn’t happy with her choice of sexual partners. She produces only a few dribbles in missionary and reverse cowgirl. Things do pick-up slightly when, following a really good pounding in mish, she comes alive firing a couple of juice rockets niether of which can even touch her past juice slinging triumphs. “Dammit, stop!” she screams at Delaware at one point, after he spent several minutes attempting to deep dick her into the desk. I found the whole thing to be strangely sexy, especially a shot of a flustered (and clearly annoyed) Cytherea attempting to find a better position. They move into reverse cowgirl, where Cytherea finally lets go. “Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it!” she screams at Delaware, leading to a pair of juicy squirts. Dick shoots across Cytherea’s face to end the scene. She keeps her mouth mostly closed, but does provide some posty cum head. Afterwards she admits that she came twice. 

Annie Cruz (2008′s “Wedding Bells Gang Bang 2“) in a plaid schoolgirl uniform and silver high heels sucks off handsome, uber-buff, uber-hawt John West (2002′s “Charlie’s Anals”). He gets to doing what he’s best known for, barely letting Annie get out of her clothes, before fucking her. With her skirt draped around her waist, John jack hammers her hot little box until she squirts. John’s never been ashamed of his love of female squirt and dives down to get himself a mouthful. He does this so often, in fact, that it’s easy to lose count of how much squirt he chugs. At one point he tries to get into position to let her squirt onto his cock (pictured right). John rocks! And Ms. Cruz certainly provides the squirt, even juicing the carpet during the blowjob, something that certainly seems to excite West. They do some reverse cowgirl (it’s filmed beautifully) and then doggy. Annie is a pig, dumping six or seven loads across the bed. When John stops to unload in her mouth and across her face, Annie can’t resist sending one final gusher across the carpet. John proceeds to get on his hands and knees to lick her still dripping twat. She gives him some post-cum head.

Lastly, Missy Monroe, looking pale, chubby and ‘out of it’, takes on buff, tanned Reno in a stunningly romantic scene. Reno is a stud known for his thick musclar frame and his long dick while Missy is pure trash, known for conducting much of her scenes (and interviews) either drunk or stoned (or at least it certainly seems that way). Missy seems to be crushing on her co-star here and appears to do doing everything in her power to show off for him. Drooling all over herself and nearly puking on his cock, during the blowjob session, seems to set the scenes kinky tone… and Missy’s willingness to do just about anything to get her hunky lover off. When they move into the sex portion of the scene, Reno has to put up with Missy’s sleazy antics, namely her pulling her pussy off of hjs thrusting cock every two or three seconds so that she can “release” onto the plaid couch they are fucking on. Missy isn’t one of those girls who squirts a thin spray and makes a big deal of nothing, nope; when she gushes, it’s a gusher! She practically floods the couch here, something that seems to gross out Reno more than excite him. Granted, as repelled as he might have been by Missy, it doesn’t stop him from wanting to pound her hot tight pussy into submission in as many positions as possible. He tags her in missionary, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and finishes with some wonderfully (some nice butts!) filmed doggy-style, that features Missy practically squirming in ecstasy.

Reno nearly misses spinning Monroe around in time to have her catch his load across her face and into her mouth. She gives him some post-cum head, of course. Eye contact, too.

No condoms were used.

The imdb has this listed as coming out in 2007.
Dates of Production on the box read 09/12/08 

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