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Two Of Us DVD

Two Of Us

Year: 2000
Runtime: 79
Distributor: New Era Productions
Studio: New Era Productions
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Inari Vachs comedic vehicle finds her getting married to upper class yuppie Steve Hatcher. A problem arises when Hatcher’s bestfriend and best man, Anthony Crane, isn’t sure if he wants to leave sunny California in order to attend the wedding which is in Hawaii. It seems Crane’s life has been going so good of late, that he believes that any trip outside LA might break his ‘rythm’ thus turning his luck bad. That’s the premise, but really, nothing happens as the couple, more or less, hang out around Crane’s weird pad, as all of his guests screw. They eventually get in on the act. There are a few facials and only one anal, which, in my book, makes this pretty much a couples outing.

Sexwise;

Blair Segal and Naughtia Childs screw outside by a pool; Even though I’m aware that actress Naughtia Childs is no longer with us — she died in January, 2002 — I still couldn’t help myself from being turned on during her lesbian lap session with Blair Segal. These two frolic outside by the pool as Hatcher and Crane have their ‘heart-to-heart’ discussion inside the house. They look to be sunbathing, yet, the sky is extremely overcast, and looks as though it could start pouring any second. Anyways, Naughtia spreads herself wide giving Blair ample room to poke, tongue and prod at her bald pussy. Inari stumbles upon the two ladies, and can’t resist watching from behind a large cement wall as the two girls go at it. Naughtia was a very good looking young women, who looks even better cumming on a small pocket-rocket which Blair has applied to her pussy. The two play a little more with the toys before French kissing to end the encounter.

Justine Romee and Lorenzo have sex in a bed; The video states that this is Lorenzo’s debut video and I’m also assuming it’s one of his last, as well. He looks like a less defined version of Colt Steele, with one of the smallest cocks I’ve ever seen this side of Ed Powers. Justine Romee, on the other hand, looks delicious dressed in a black bra, garter belt, stockings and high heels. Justine and Lorenzo are supposedly in Crane’s house, a sort of decadent upscale L.A. residence, where everyone at the house just screws indiscriminately. Justine starts off by sucking on Lorenzo’s cock on the side of the bed. He returns the favour, tonguing on her puss a little. They jump into missionary with Lorenzo going to town on Justine’s pussy. He gives her a solid A-list stud pounding, while Justine reciprocates by tossing out a tainted verbal barrage that would have even Andrew Dice Clay reaching for a bar of soap. They spin around and go for some equally hard pounding doggie-style. Justine laughs and dirty talks her way through this position also. They move into reverse cowgirl, with Justine doing some truly scorching no-hands, hip gyrating on Lorenzo’s cock. Lorenzo blows his load all over Justine’s face to end the scene.

Blair Segal and Anthony Crane on a couch; Blair and Anthony fool around a little before intiating sex. Justine is wearing a cumberbun, no heels. Anthony tongues her twat a little, before sliding it into her in missionary. Blair places her ankles over Anthony’s shoulders making for some awkward positioning considering how she’s laying on the couch. It looks really sexy nonetheless. Anthony is wearing a condom when he slides it into Blair in doggie-style, I never noticed it before that. These two pound it out, with Blair smiling over her shoulder at him. Anthony pulls off the condom in time to get a smallish one-drop load out on Blair’s tit. Wow, even Randy West is able to produce more jism than this guy.

Angelica Sin and Rich Handsome have sex outside; Party-girl Angelica Sinn attempts to seduce Steve Hatcher outside on a patio. She is dressed in a black leather outfit, topped off by a spiked dog collar. Hatcher isn’t interested but Rich Handsome, who just happened to be walking by, is. Angelica looks a little chunky here, and is wearing a black cumberbun, probably to hide any excess weight. She is also wearing black leather boots, and that dog collar. Rich goes down on Angelica, who seems (at times) preoccupied by something going on off-camera. Angelica takes time from looking around, to suck on Rich’s cock. These two start off in sitting mish on a chair that looks to be beside a bar. The only anal of the film starts pretty early with Angelica folding herself up into the pile-driver position and demanding that Rich fuck her in the ass. They are standing on a large table of some sort, and it looks really hot watching as it bounces under the weight of these two. Rich doesn’t disappoint, going for long deep thrusts into Angelica’s asshole. He even frigs Angelica’s pussy as he pounds her asshole – what a gentleman. They do some traditional doggie-style anal, with Angelica sucking on a large black dildo as the real cock pounds her ass. Rich blows his load across Angelica’s smiling face to end the scene.

Inari Vachs and Steve Hatcher screw in a bed; Ah, the couple finally hook up… yawn. Inari and Steve climb into bed and quickly get down to some sex. Inari looks really good here, I mean like Vivid-girl good. She takes a tongue licking from Steve Hatcher and returns the favour by sucking on his cock. She stares up at him as she does so, making for some really hot near POV kinda stuff. Steve throws on a condom before sliding it into Inari in mish, doggie-style, and cowgirl. The cowgirl looks really good, as Inari sits back on her palms in order to get better pounding leverage. Steve attempts to blow his nuts across Inari’s tits, but misses and gets mostly her abs instead — which is a turn-on in itself.

A pretty good film from director Roy Karch, who oddly enough, was turning 57 the day I sat down to write this review. The lighting sucked in most of the scenes, and I noticed that the ‘Lighting Guy’ is credited as No-No, which I can only guess means there was no lighting guy on this film. Roy Karch is a seasoned vet, who knows how to get what he needs out of his performers but not much more beyond that. This a an interesting film, but nothing that I would spend a significant amount of money on.

This film is only available on DVD, well, as far as I can tell it is. You can get it at Excalibur, Gamelink, Adult CD Movies, Adult DVD Explorer and Adult DVD Empire. DVD features include a chapter menu, no regional coding, AC-3 digital audio, DVD- rom compatible, digitally remastered and five language menu – English French, German, Spanish and Chinese.

Posted by JLB-Videotramp | 03 Sep 2010 | Reviews

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