The latest installment of the successful series by Kick Ass Pictures in which sissy guys are made to watch as their wives screw other men. Worst of all, afterwards, they are made to eat the simmering semen of the guy right from his wife’s coohie. Yessir. The film is technically well made and despite the homoerotic subject matter, the actors (minus Brown and Irons, I guess, which takes on both a racist and homophobic tone) seem get along fine, making for some fun kinky scenes. DeWitt and Knight even seem to have a very funny Laurel and Hardy rapport, which I enjoyed greatly. For anyone not in the know, Billy DeWitt and A.J. Irons are big players on the gay porn scene. Apparently it’s not easy to find straight guys willing eat other men’s semen. Well, maybe it is, but you might have to pay more than what Kick Ass is offering. Either way, it’s a niche market that seems to be catching on.

 

Upon learning of her ex-boyfriend being released from jail, Andy San Dimas convinces her much older hubby, Bob, to let him stay at their place for a few days. The ex is played by Wesley Pipes who has just been released after a two and a half year stint in the pen (this is true), for as Andy San Dimas claims, a “white collar crime” (this is not). Hilarious. Wesley arrives at the pad and is surprised to find out that his long-time ex had gotten married while he was locked up. Right off the bat, Wesley starts ordering Andy around, much to Bob’s chagrin. Downstairs he puts the moves on her and she is reluctant to follow through. Andy’s feeling horny though and she can’t resist Wesley when she slides up between her legs and starts licking. That’s all it takes, as she’s soon on her knees sucking his black dick. “You know I ain’t have no pussy in two and a half years,” Wesley whispers to a slobbery San Dimas. She starts complaining that it’s too big. “I’m not used to big dicks anymore,” she confesses, spit and gunk dangling off her chin. Wesley props her up against the counter, and slides it in. “We shouldn’t do this,” Andy whispers. Once it’s in there, though, she isn’t about to stop it. Sadly, Bob starts calling and the two are forced to get dressed and scurry upstairs as if nothing happened. Up in the room, Wesley busts in ready to continue what they had started. Wesley orders Bob to sit back and shut the fuck up.

 

Andy San Dimas is absolutely breathtaking; a pale skinned Native-American babe with long brown hair, a left upper lip piercing, and both nostrils, for tattoos there’s a bird on her left hip, a bird on her right hip, three small tattoos on left forearm and “301″ on left wrist, red fingernails, gorgeous, toned body. She’s a bad girl who lists her hobbies as ‘smoking weed’. She’s perfect for this scene. With Bob stunned, Andy quickly dives in sucking on Wesley’s cock. “I’m sorry baby, but I’m a fucking whore.” Bob is completely befuddled as his wife, covered in gunk and spit, spreads her legs and gets fucked by Wesley. Bob soon decides that if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, and he disrobes. Wesley steps aside just long enough to let Bob sniff his wife’s freshly fucked pussy. Wesley and Andy flip over for some steamy doggy-style that gets Bob all paranoid that Wesley might accidentally ejaculate inside his wife. At one point she has him lay on the floor. She stands on top of his chest as she gets pounded standing-doggy. She trades sloppy kisses with Bob, straight off of Wesley’s dick. They move over to the bed for some cowgirl sex, that finds Andy slamming his pussy down onto Wesley’s dick in the film’s hottest scene. “You’re lucky you have a wife as hot as me,” Andy growls, while going deeper and deeper on Wesley’s cock. They move to the floor for some doggy-style and Wesley cums on her ass cheeks. Bob professes his love for Andy and moves in to lick Wesley’s cum off her ass. Bob continues to show how much he loves Andy by jerking off and cumming across her feet. She rubs the cum (his cum) across his face.

 

In the next scene Billy DeWitt has promised thug Tyler Knight that he could get him some good seats for a fight. As it turns out, DeWitt was only able to get back row seats which leaves Tyler fuming, and ready to crack some skulls. They quickly hash out another business arrangement in which Tyler agrees not to break Billy’s arm, but only if his girlfriend, Bella Blaze, will suck his dick. Bella isn’t exactly ecstatic about it but she loves her boyfriend and decides to get it over with. She is admittedly shocked at how big Tyler is, citing that Billy’s dick isn’t nearly as big. Bella is yummy with gorgeous/real 36DD tits (we’re talking Christy Canyon love-sacks here), very very pretty, long black hair, a nice booty, lots of tattoos including a Playboy bunny on right bikini line, several stars from left hip till left shoulder blade, two birds on either side of a written text on the tailbone, left nostril piercing and some belly flab (hot!). The dick sucking suddenly evolves into a little more, as Tyler slips between Bella’s legs and starts licking. Billy even holds her legs for her, for fear that Tyler might bust him in the mouth. Eventually, after an awkward moment in which Billy is made to sing and dance, Tyler and Bella finally make love. It’s too dry and Billy is made to get down there and get her wet. It’s back into spoon, as Tyler screws a heavy breathing Bella.

 

Despite Billy hovering about, diving in from time to time to lick Bella’s pussy, the scene is very steamy and romantic. She hops on for some hard-pounding cowgirl and appears to cum as Tyler busies himself making fun of Billy. They move into reverse cowgirl and Bella, with the biggest grin on her face, quickly announces she’s cumming. There’s no way in hell this girl isn’t loving this sex. They next land in missionary with a very turned on Bella blurting out, “Keep fucking me.” And Tyler does, deep grinding into her hot pussy in a very romantic turn that finds Tyler ejaculating inside Bella’s hotbox. “Oops, I just came in your wife,” Tyler mutters. “You can’t leave it like that, you want black babies?” Tyler growls. Billy (with a raging hard-on, at this point) agrees that he doesn’t want “black babies” and quickly moves in to lick and finger Tyler’s hot semen out of Bella’s pussy. Even Bella appears to blush at the sight of a man licking another man’s cum out of her pussy.  Afterwards, Bella is still angry at Billy and agrees to give him a hand job only. Billy takes over and jerks a huge load out of himself across her tits. He licks the load off her tits, although considering it’s his own, it’s not nearly as gross.

 

In the next scene, Darcy Tyler is desperate to get pregnant but her man (A.J. Irons) has just gotten a vasectomy. She’s not about to let it go and that’s why she’s in bed sucking off well-hung black stud Jason Brown. Brown is concerned that her husband might come home but she assures him that he’ll be gone for awhile yet. After a quick suck, Darcy hops on Brown’s huge dick in cowgirl and starts riding. Darcy is a gorgeous 27 year old babe, with long blonde hair (black roots underneath), sexy taut frame, nice ass, a tramp stamp, a tongue pin, navel piercing, possible belly scarring and thin droopy tits. A.J. returns home to the sound of someone fucking in his house and before long he realizes just who it is. Yup, it’s his wife. A.J. is irate and whips his dick out for an impromptu dick measuring contest. A.J. is shocked at the sight of Jason’s huge dick (considering that A.J. is gay, it’s no surprise). “Is that a cock on steroids?” A.J. blurts. Jason admits that all of A.J.’s yelling is ruining their sex. A.J. calls Darcy an “L.A. whore” and Darcy seems to take it personally, sorta. She hops on for some reverse cowgirl. A.J.’s commentary borders on racist (talk of grape soda and water melons), and Darcy gets him to eat her out to shut him up. “How’s that black cock taste?” Jason asks, getting his revenge. Jason and Darcy move to spoon, and things get even hotter. A.J. stands in the background calling a moving company on his cell phone. Darcy asks A.J. to come and hold her leg for her, as she is getting tired and he licks her feet (love to black nail polish). A.J. catches the action on his cell phone. They move into doggy-style and then missionary. It ends with Jason unloading into Darcy’s hot pussy. A.J. is adamant that he doesn’t want black babies, but Darcy is equally adamant, “I want his cum in me.”  He does and A.J. moves around to finger and lick Brown’s hot semen out of Darcy’s pussy. Jason, clearly horrified at the sight of a dude eating his jizz, scampers off, muttering, “Bye people, I’ve done my duty.” A.J. is so turned on afterwards that he jerks off across Darcy’s feet. It’s big load that he promptly eats. Darcy begs for forgiveness and A.J. agrees. All’s well that ends well, I guess.

No condoms were used.

Date of Production: 12/13/2009  

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