Some nice locations, an expensive camera and some good lighting does not an exciting porno make, and for sure, “Bar Pussy” is not exciting. Apparently designed as a vehicle for Digital Playground contract girl, Riley Steele, it almost seems as though Scott Nails is the one Robby D. seems more fixated on, especially considering the overabundance of close-ups of his dick and the fact that he appears in four of the film’s five scenes. To be kind, Riley bookends the picture, appearing in the first and last scenes, respectively. I could care less about either one of them, as Riley appears heavily made up to the point of almost looking like a transsexual, while Scott, as usual, looks bored (and/or angry), and mostly phones in his sex scenes.

The idea is that Scott Nails has just landed a bartending gig at his friend’s pub and is heading off for his first day on the job. Another friend of Scott’s, the scuzzy James Deen, who has been squatting at Scott’s luxurious mansion (how exactly he pays for such a place is never explained?), wants to tag along, seeing the pussy potential in bartending. “Haven’t you ever seen Tom Cruise in Cocktails? He fucked everybody,” Deen explains to Scott. Afraid that he will screw things up for him, Scott insists that Deen stay away. 

No good. Within hours of Scott starting his shift, Deen arrives looking for a freebie. And he’s not the only one looking for hand-outs. A blonde-haired hussy, Riley Steele, also explains that she can’t pay for her drinks because, well, she has no money. In lieu of cash, she offers something else. If you guessed her pussy, you’d be a genius. Not really, you know, because this is porn, and pussy (or ass) is always offered in lieu of cash (or sometimes for cash). “I can make you guys cum,” she says, sounding only half-believable. Even though he’s not exactly happy about it, Scott agrees, and he and Deen share Riley. Since he doesn’t bother to close the place up, they are apparently screwing in a bar with the knowledge that someone could walk in at any second and, somehow, even that doesn’t turn up the heat. Riley is heavily made-up and whorish-looking here, something of which I kind of liked. Her big-saucer eyes look even bigger here thanks to all the dark eye make-up. She’s wearing a black corset (maybe to hide her tummy) and black high heels. Following a drool filled double bj from Riley, the boys trade off her pussy and mouth in missionary and doggy (note the drool dangling from her chin throughout). Deen has a good-sized cock that Riley seems to respond to, but it’s Scott (who, in my opinion, looks increasingly more disgusting with every new picture) that really makes Riley go teeny-girl ga ga. She’s practically blushing throughout, and it’s pretty obvious that Riley would most likely have fucked Scott, even without a pay check. Deen starts in with the rough stuff near the end, including hard face slapping and hair pulling and that livens things up a bit, especially since Riley seems to enjoy it. Riley eventually comes through on her end of the business deal as both Deen and Nails (in that order) spray cum into her open mouth and across her face. She even offers Scott some post-cum head… and some googly eyes.

Later that day, Tommy Gunn, an old school chum of Scott’s, arrives at the bar with his girl Jenny Hendrix (who is sporting a new short-cropped, blonde-dye job). Tommy has somehow convinced Jenny that he owns the bar and that Scott is working for him. Scott isn’t very excited upon discovering Tommy’s ruse, but agrees to play along, even offering to supply a couple of free drinks. Apparently that’s all the coaxing Jenny needs and after a couple of quick sips from her glass (judging from her facial cringing, it’s real alcohol), she’s soon ready to get undressed and do some fucking. Starting with her beautiful swollen-lips, to her sleepy-sexy eyes, down to her scrumptious J-Lo booty, Jenny is a tall glass of yummy. Starting with her beautiful swollen-lips, to her sleepy-sexy eyes, down to her scrumptious J-Lo booty, Jenny is a tall glass of yummy. She’s wearing a black bra and black high heels as she takes on Tommy, who is as stiff as that drink Jenny just sipped. The couple have sex (including anal) right there in her booth of the bar.  Despite the canned-audio, which makes it sound like the place is bustling, in reality, it’s empty. He gives her an open mouth facial for her efforts and she sucks his cummed-out cock including lots of sexy eye contact.

Mere minutes after Tommy and Jenny scram, Mick Blue, another of Scott’s friends, arrives and this time he has something for Scott, namely his girlfriend (Yasmine Gold), whom he agrees to share with him. Yasmine is a cute, waifish Hungarian with long blonde hair, smallish real tits and a shaved pussy. She wears her shorts up around her waist in a cumber bund effect (not sure why, as she looks thin) and black high heels. As expected, the boys double up on her in one of the booths and the scene is surprisingly hot. Yasmine wears a huge grin thooughout, evidence that seems to suggest that she’s enjoying hopping from cock to cock. Even when she’s taking an open mouth double facial, she can’t seem to lose her smile. She gives them both some post-cum head.

Back at his ridiculously expensive-looking pad, Scott discovers that his unwanted roommate James Deen has brought a couple of foreign whores (Larissa Dee and Kerry Louise) back for them to play with. Having convinced the girls that they don’t have to be 21 to drink at Scott’s bar, they are more than happy to put out. Wait. Um… since both girls are easily over 21 years old (Larissa was born in 87 and Kerry was born in 86) I’m not sure what exactly the problem is. Oh, I get it, I’m supposed to believe that Kerry and Larissa are like 18 or something. Not gonna happen. The four make their way to Scott’s huge bedroom and they couple up; Scott with Kerry and Larissa with James. Larissa Dee is Hungarian, has long brown hair, a thin face, shaved pussy, big Amazon body, real tits, nice eyes, tattoos on her lower back and right ankle. She takes on Deen exclusively in a fairly romantic screw that includes them doing doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl (they are in bed and it’s hot!) and spoon, which turns into a slow-burn anal. Lots of passion and sexy eye contact from the pair. They follow with some standing doggy anal. She keeps her mouth closed for much of this intended facial, but does offer him some post-cum head. Across the room, Scott takes on Kerry Louise exclusively, and earns his pay check. Louise is a pig; long, greasy jet black hair, chunky body, big fake tits, lots of make-up, not too pretty, lots of tattoos including “Act Like A / Princess / Fuck Like a Slut” inside her left bicep, “RK” and stars inside her right wrist,  a flower right of her navel, a large design of flowers and butterflies spanning her left hip, lower back and up to back of right shoulder and butterflies right butt cheek. She also has numerous piercings including a line of them running up her clit, another right of her pubes, a tongue pin and another in her navel. She keeps her silver heels on as Scott does her on the couch, in missionary, reverse cowgirl, spoon, cowgirl. In missionary, Scott throttles Kerry’s neck and she screeching at the top of her lungs, “Don’t cum inside my cunt!” They move over for some standing doggy and Kerry just breaks in with the incessant screaming, and it seems to send Scott over the edge spinning her around just in time to send a load across her face and into her open mouth. She gives him some post cum head.

After showing Kerry and Larissa out, James and Scott soon have another guest knocking at their door. It’s Riley Steele – yes, the cheap floozy from the first scene who was willing to give it up rather than pay her bar tab. As it turns out, she’s actually married to Simon, the guy who owns the bar; which, in turn, makes her a partial owner too… and technically Scott’s boss. She has come by to tell Scott he is doing a great job and, also, to see if she can get another free fuck out of the pair. They agree and, yawn, the trio engage in their second threeway of the film. The lighting is much better this second time around. Riley wears a black bra and black high heels throughout, as the boys trade off her mouth and pussy on the living room couch. Considering that the entire film, including all five scenes were shot in one day, James produces his third cumshot of the day while Scott manages his fourth. Riley takes both loads across her face and into her open mouth.

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