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Whitezilla Is Bigga Than a Nigga 2

Year: 2009
Runtime: 90
Distributor: Hush Hush Entertainment
Studio: Hush Hush Entertainment
Our Score

Shawn Diesel (credits: Shawn D.) looks like a thinner version of Seth Rogen with the same kind of affable, friendly, self-effacing disposition – something of which sets him apart from his male contemporaries in the adult film industry.

 

He’s a nice guy who obviously likes women (and sex). Granted, with time, I’m sure, will come a certain misogyny, as well as a jaded (read: bored) approach to sex, but for now I’ll enjoy his scenes as they come. Now I just have to get my head around the thought of Seth Rogen fucking. The horror, I say. The premise is simple enough, taken from so many films before it including “Bangin’ In Da Hood”, “Black Street Hookers” and, of course, “Bang Bus”, and it involves a couple of guys (in this case, Shawn and his camera guy) driving around Los Angeles looking for whores to screw. Nothing that we haven’t seen before, minus say a lead that actually seems friendly. Clearly Shawn named himself (or was named?) “Diesel” to cash in on the sensation created by black actor Shane Diesel and his “Blackzilla” series. As the big-dicked white version of his very own monster cocked-Zilla franchise, I have to say Shawn is pleasent enough to probably carve quite a career for himself in the business.

 

When the film opens, Shawn and his cameraman, Spike Wee, are driving around sunny Los Angeles complaining about the heat when they spot Angel Cummings sitting in the park. Hoping to cast her in their next movie, they pull over and chat with her briefly. Angel claims she’s 19 and looking for a job (as apparently her dad is sick of her leeching off of him), and she jumps at the prospect of one thousand dollars for an afternoon of sucking Shawn’s “little dick”. Yup, see that’s the gimmck, folks. She plays up the whole “white guys have small dicks” bit, building up to the big reveal; which is, of course, that Shawn has an enormous John Holmes-sized schlong. We’ve seen it all before, and if that kind of thing appeals to you, this will be a delight to watch. Seeing girls reacting in horror to the Jewish Jawbreaker is about as exciting as watching Ed’s old shtick of having the girls turn around to see Jake Steed’s schlong. Back at their pad, Angel does her shock and awe act when Shawn whips it out, and after inching her mouth around it, we’re off to the races. Angel is cute enough, but once out of her clothes; yuck! Big, fake tits, a tummy gut, navel piercing, shaved pussy, stretch marks (obviously from a rug rat or two), and an ugly lower/mid back tattoo. Shawn, as usual, seems like a good sport, and his dick is enormous, but the sex is purely mechanical, as they run through RC, cowgirl, mish, spoon and doggie with Angel doing the usual fake moaning nonsense. Granted, she does appear to have an orgasm early on, I’m not one-hundred percent sure though as everything about her seems fake. Shawn dribbles a watery load into Angel’s open mouth and face. She swallows his gook and gives him some post-cum head.

 

The next day, Shawn picks up Spike, and suggests they go to the hood, implying that it is Spike’s stomping ground. Spike, obviously a black man, quickly retorts (in a tone very suggestive of Shawn’s implied racism) that he doesn’t know anything about the hood. Yeah, Shawn, just because you’re black doesn’t mean you’re from the ghetto. Once there, Shawn becomes paranoid that he’s gonna get beat up (you know, by those crazy black people) and he hurries along his hook-up with Coffee Brown (credits: Latasha). They make up some junk about conducting a survey to find out if all black women think all white guys have small dicks. Shawn wants to move it along and says “We gotta get outta here” a half dozen times before Spike decides to cut it short. Back at their pad, Shawn pulls it out and Coffee feigns shock. She strips {small tits, tongue piercing, some belly flab, shaved pussy and big hoop earrings – the kind I like so much, and running shoes.} Unlike the first girl, Coffee has a great, carefree attitude and the scene comes as far more playful and passionate… and exciting. Shawn and Coffee have wonderful chemistry and their constant verbal back and forth is sexy; asking each other what they like, how deep to go, if it feels okay etc. And, after awhile, it almost seems like you’re sitting in on two old friends getting it on for the first time. They screw in mish, doggie, cowgirl, RC and spoon, and doggy (with Coffee laying flat on tummy) – and in every position, it’s hot!

 

Eu’Nique Styles gets the Shawn and Spike pick-up treatment when she’s spotted in a parking lot by the pair. Styles has a harder-street tough quality to her, and she’s fidgety and hopping around (drugs, or maybe she just had a Red Bull?) during the intro. Shawn uses the old “we’re making a documentary” bit and Styles bites (sorta). She knows they are full of shit but elects to accept a ride from them because she senses there might be some money in it for her. They head back to Shawn (or Wee’s pad?) where they run through the routine. Styles isn’t stupid and judges from the bulge in his pants that Shawn isn’t a “small dicked white guy” although she plays along. Styles is sexy, and her body is rather yummy. She is thin, has nice-sized real breasts, star tattoos on her left shoulder and cherries on her left hip and the pasture could probably use a mowing. She’s wearing tennis shoes. After some brief oral, they hop right into the sex. Styles fucks like the Energizer Bunny and is rather verbal, adding up to a rather good little scene. Shawn is definitely having to work for it here, running through a volley of positions including mish, doggy, cowgirl, RC, spoon and mish again, trying to keep up. “That’s clearly my ass,” Styles growls, when Shawn accidentally attempts to send it up her shit canal Cute. Sadly, for Shawn (and for us) none of the ladies wanna take that beast up their arse. Ug. Where’s Ariana when you need her? In mish, Styles gets into it, muttering, “Make me fucking cum!”. Shawn, however, is the one that cums, all over her tits.

 

Deviating a bit from the formula, the next scene opens with Spike following around Bella Moretti {long black hair, thin, navel, left nostril and tongue piercings, gorgeous ass, tattoos on her inner right forearm and one on her lower back, and a shaved pussy} who is hanging around a pool checking out Shawn (who is cleaning the pool). Bella is easily the best looking girl of the lot, and she has a fantastic little body. Spike trails behind her Buttman-style as she strolls around the patio, playing sexy. Eventually she requests Shawn to come over, as she’s curious about the rumour that he is “bigga than a nigga.” Shawn bashfully replies, “I don’t like to use that word, but that’s what I’ve heard.” Tall and thin, Bella, is absolutely delicious, decked in a black bathing suit and black ankle boots. They head inside where Shawn and Bella both get naked (Bella keeps the boots on, thank god!) and screw, and not quick enough. It’s always a delight seeing a beautiful ebony princess taking a dick way way too big for her, and this scene has it in spades. At times Bella looks to be in a good deal of pain, but despite that seems uninterested in stopping it. Starting in mish, they eventually move through the usual positions; doggy, cowgirl, RC and mish. Although the sex is mechanical, the fact that Bella is just so dang sexy makes it worth watching. Shawn rewards her with a “fat nut in the face”. She keeps her mouth closed, but does give him some post-cum head.

 

The last girl is the delightful Jayla Star. She is half black/half Asian and she is already at their pad being interviewed (apparently Spike or Shawn didn’t want to pony up gas money for their pick-up shtick this time around). She’s eating and looks pre-occupied, that is until Shawn arrives and she gets his over-sized sub into her mouth. The girl is a maniac; deep-gagging, blowing bubbles, near puking and coughing up huge strands of saliva, which dangle off her chin throughout. Even Shawn seems shocked (and aroused) by her boundless energy and enthusiasm, and after getting her to strip down, he’s pegging her hard. Jayla is cute, has long black hair, an ass to die for, a navel piercing, a large tattoo on her lower back, small nice tits, a thin, waifish body, a scar on her left side, and a patch of hair in a triangle shape. She is wearing long white socks that come almost up to the top of her legs. They run though a gamut of positions including cowgirl, RC, doggy, spoon, mish and doggy again, this time with her laying flat on her tummy. Jayla is sweating profusely, swearing like a truck driver and she can’t seem to lose her smile, all of which seems to inspire Shawn to his most erotic performance of the video. At one point, she slaps him for taking his dick out, and then jackhammers her pussy onto him as payback – and the shy Jewish boy can’t get enough. He gives her an open mouth facial for her efforts, some post-cum head and then she cleans off her face, swallowing every last drop. A fantastic scene.

All in all, a pretty decent little effort from the folks at Hush Hush Entertainment. You can see more of Shawn at his website or check out Hush Hush Entertainment for more information.

Posted by JLB-Videotramp | 15 Jul 2010 | Reviews

3 Comments

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    04 Aug 2010, 12:50 pm

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