Here’s a random collection of unconnected, mostly uninteresting lesbian scenes, the majority of which are staged in or around a fair-sized mansion somewhere in the Valley. The mansion might point to some nice production values, I guess, but it doesn’t save this one from being just another tedious dykefest. Also, the fact that the director, who remains without credit, verbally directs the girls in some of the scenes, kills whatever heat that might have been generated. Nothing like pulling a viewer out of the moment entirely. A majority of the women here are of LezOnly variety (this refers to the number of LezOnly sex notes they have on their iafd.com profile) and, in keeping, seem only capable of providing the most generic of sex scenes. The best example of this comes in the first encounter when Carli Banks, as a real estate agent, seduces and fucks prospective buyer Lana Lopez. Both Lana and Carli are known for only doing women on camera, and in keeping their scene lumbers along at a snail’s crawl as they meander through their paces. I’m sorry, but if you’re a female in porn and you‘re not draining boy cocks with your pussy and ass at every turn, then you’re a waste of space. That’s just my opinion. On the other hand, I have a friend who lives and breathes the LezOnly girls. To each their own.

As I said earlier, real estate agent Carli Banks puts the moves on potential buyer Lana Lopez in the first encounter. Lana’s got big tits, and a plump body to match, and compared to twig-like Carli, she looks like a porker. To start, they take turns undressing on a large brown-leather couch. This eventually turns into them tongue-tweaking each other and diddling their twats with a dildo — basically going through the motions. Both keep their high heels on throughout the sex, the sole bright spot in this tedious screw. Carli is wearing a leopard skin pair while Lana has on a white pair with ankle straps. Lana attempts some dialogue at the end and sounds retarded.

Finally the grown ups arrive in the next scene as Savannah Stern and Tori Black wait by a large pool for their boyfriends (?) to come over. How‘s the old saying go: Idle hands are the devil’s tools. For Savannah and Tori, their idle hands keep making touchy-feely on each other‘s private parts, and before long they are heading inside for some quickie sex. Shades of “Buttman” John Stagliano, the shot from behind of the girls walking inside the house, is exquisite. Savannah and Tori are pretty much grooving to each other from about the second they walk inside the mansion – both stripping naked and licking away on each other as if it‘s the only thing they‘d rather be doing. This scene has none of the staged feel of the first scene, as both whores generally seem to be hot for each other. Savannah’s got herself one really nice ass, something the director confirms just off camera, and Tori can‘t keep her tongue away from it. They eventually run through the usual lezzie positions, ending with some dildo action and lots of naughty girl cussing. Stagliano would definitely be proud.

A naked Charmane Star is sitting in a playpen (yes, a child’s playpen), throwing around children’s toys and mumbling, “I wanna play!” Pale and skinny, Samantha Ryan, playing her mother (wait, I‘ll get to that later), enters and asks Charmane if she’s been a good girl. Considering the way Charmane is dressed (totally naked except for some panties), I’d say she’s been naughty but that’s just me. The question if whether or not Charmane is supposed to be playing someone mentally challenged crossed my mind, but as the scene got going, it appeared not. Ms. Star seems to have all her cerebral faculties in check, even though she began the scene naked and frolicking in a playpen. The girls fumble over their words, and it becomes obvious that neither knows what to say, but it doesn’t matter as they are soon sprawled out across a large white-sheeted bed doing what comes naturally. Filipino Charmane, as usual, look delicious. She’s got a tight, tanned body which contrasts nicely against her white panties; a navel piercing, a Zen O tattoo above her right bicep and a dragon (?) design draped over her left shoulder and back. Samantha, who is probably most famous for being the SO of legendary porn stud Kurt Lockwood, is wearing only a top and a mini-skirt (no undies) and quickly gets to pouncing on Charmane. The two takes turns tonguing each other’s twats, with Samantha breaking out a dildo at one point. She brings Charmane to a fake sounding, but sexy, orgasm. Charmane returns the favour… and then things get weird. “Wanna play for Mom in the pen?” Samantha whispers to Charmane, cementing the fact that, indeed, we were watching some kind of incest scenario playing out. Maybe even some implied pedophilia if you want to keep digging into the psychology at work in this encounter. Wow! She gently grabs Charmane’s hair and drags her to the playpen. Double wow!

Foregoing any kind of quickie pre-sex anecdote, the director elects to just interview Renee Perez (yawn) and Kylie Wilde (yummy) to take us into the sex. The interview basically consists of the director asking whether or not they prefer men to women. They both admit that they like cock. Later, he asks Kylie about her decision to take a year out (back in 07) and just fuck men. “I wanted to trade off,“ Wilde says, sounding like a slut. She even discloses that she’s a squirter which seems to really spark the interest of the director. While the prudish Latina Renee Perez does zilch for me, her co-star in the scene, Wilde, is all kinds of whorish sexy… and she just doesn‘t stop. She has a thick body, long bleach-blonde hair, big fake tits, a navel piercing and bunch of large flower tattoos including one on her right ankle, one on her left bicep and one in the middle of her back. She looks and sounds like a whore and I love her for it. Once they get going, it takes only minutes for Kylie to spray down the carpet with her fuck juice. God what a classy lady! Even though Renee is clearly disinterested, the pair run through a gamut of positions, eventually busting out a dildo. Renee helps Wilde cum, and that’s really all that matters.

After their boyfriends leave, two best friends, Sammie Rhodes and Isabella Sky, decide to get into each others pants. Connecticut-born Sammie is thin with long blonde hair, a navel piercing and a tattoo design that wraps from her right hip around to middle of back. She’s got tons of energy and is practically tearing Isabella’s clothes off, causing Isabella to mutter to the director, “This is so fucking hot!” Sammie is firing on all cylinders here and quickly plops herself down on the couch, spreads her legs wide and literally jams Isabella’s face into her bald twat. The lezzie tussle cooks from start to finish as Isabella is forced to play keep up with Sammie who is practically going batty. When Isabella breaks out a strap-on — look out! Sammie attacks it with a a ferocious intent; hopping on it and off it and then onto Isabella’s face in a dykish merry-go-round. Ms. Rhodes is a good whore, who takes what could have been a bland scene, and turns it into something truly erotic just with her unremitting energy level. 

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